Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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