I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Fuck appropriateness.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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