READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Drunk is not a location!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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