it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
His nipple licking is glorious
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