yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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