so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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