Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
In America we eat man semen.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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