'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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