that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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