Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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