My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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