I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
