As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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