I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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