So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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