So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I touched a dick in church today
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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