Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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