i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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