we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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