better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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