Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
