oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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