why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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