So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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