I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just found puke in my bra..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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