Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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