He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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