used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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