A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
