New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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