quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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