He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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