matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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