Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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