I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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