At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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