He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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