absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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