STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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