I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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