if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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