Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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