Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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