i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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