The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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