Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I love having hate sex.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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