I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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