He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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