But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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