your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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