honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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