Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
